I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I seem to have left my pride at pride
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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