I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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