We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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