and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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