I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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