a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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