Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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