Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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