kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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