So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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