hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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