She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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