i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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