last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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