i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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