you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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