No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Naked. naked and bneed help.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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