She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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