That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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