I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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