Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
