He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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