Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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