Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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