Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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