It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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