As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
