Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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