Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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