Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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