just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
