She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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