how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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