You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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