i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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