Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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