they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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