this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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