We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
love makes seman taste better
where does the pee come out of this thing
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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