I got chris browned last night
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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