I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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