You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
