This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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