Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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