no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Fuck appropriateness.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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