i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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