Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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