Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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