I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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