I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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