the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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