note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It's just like the Real World with babies
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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