i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Randomize
