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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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