have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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