Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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